Still slow

Nothing came up yesterday for me to do, so this morning, I started asking around. I know, I know, I was asking for it, literally!! But amazing enough, no one had anything major for me to do. Yeah, there were a few minor reports, maybe 20 minutes worth of work, but nothing I couldn't handle. So, I guess it gets left in the toilet and not in the fan!!

I am soooo in beach mode. I've actually tried on bathing suits, to make sure they still fit. Tried on all my shorts and tank tops to see which ones I wanted to wear next week. Dusted off the sun tan lotion and floaties!!! I am sooo ready to be gone.

Slow

Today, actually so far this whole week, work has been very slow. For most part, this is normal. But this week, it's scary. See I'm going on vacation to cozumel next week. Now normally before I go on vacation, I am very busy with requests of things that need to be done before I leave. But not this week, at least, so far. I'm kinda nervous. I am hoping that since this is a normally slow time at work and there just isn't a lot to do, but I am afraid that it's going to hit the ceiling tomorrow or Friday when everyone realizes that I won't be here next week. and I won't be able to see straight and the vacation will be even more enjoyable.

Guess we'll just have to see.

Sex

Just wanted to make your day! I knew there was something I liked about sex.

1. Sex is a beauty treatment. Scientific tests find that when women make love they produce amounts of the hormone estrogen, which makes hair shine and skin smooth.

2. Gentle, relaxed lovemaking reduces your chances of suffering dermatitis, skin rashes and blemishes. The sweat produced cleanses the pores and makes your skin glow.

3. Lovemaking can burn up those calories you piled on during that romantic dinner.

4. Sex is one of the safest sports you can take up. It stretches and tones up just about every muscle in the body. It's more enjoyable than swimming 20 laps, and you don't need special sneakers!

5. Sex is an instant cure for mild depression. It releases endorphins into the bloodstream, producing a sense of euphoria and leaving you with a feeling of well-being.

6. The more sex you have, the more you will be offered. The sexually active body gives off greater quantities of chemicals called pheromones. These subtle sex perfumes drive the opposite sex crazy!

7. Sex is the safest tranquilizer in the world. IT IS 10 TIMES MORE EFFECTIVE THAN VALIUM.

8. Kissing each day will keep the dentist away. Kissing encourages saliva to wash food from the teeth and lowers the level of the acid that causes decay, preventing plaque build-up.

9. Sex actually relieves headaches. A lovemaking session can release the tension that restricts blood vessels in the brain.

10. A lot of lovemaking can unblock a stuffy nose. Sex is a natural antihistamine. It can help combat asthma and hay fever.

couldn't help but posting!

Are you tired of those sissy-ass "friendship" poems that always sound good, but never actually come close to reality? Well, here is a series of promises that actually speak of true friendship:

True Friendship:

When you are sad -- I will help you get drunk and plot revenge against the sorry bastard who made you sad.

When you are blue -- I will try to dislodge whatever is choking you.

When you smile -- I will know you finally got laid.

When you are scared -- I will rag on you about it every chance I get.

When you are worried -- I will tell you horrible stories about .how much worse it could be until you quit whining.

When you are confused -- I will use little words.

When you are sick -- Stay the hell away from me until you are well again. I don't want whatever you have.

When you fall -- I will point and laugh at your clumsy ass.

This is my oath..... I pledge it to the end. "Why?" you may ask....... Because you are my friend".

Remember.......A good friend will help you move!

A REALLY good friend will help you move a body.

Let me know if you ever need me to bring a shovel.

I hate pain

I hate being sore, well, actually any kind of pain. I am trying to get ready for a Cozumel trip at the end of February and have been faithfully attending areobics and kickboxing classes for the last few weeks at a feeble attempt to change my figure in less than a month. Yeah, not happening. Did I mention I hate pain. Well, here's a shocker for ya, when ya start using musles that haven't been used in forever, IT HURTS!!! I don't know what I was thinking. But I guess I'm willing to endure the pain that I hate soo much in order to feel comfortable in a bathing suit. But today, I'm more sore than usual, so it's what was on my mind when I decided to post today. Sorry you got to hear about it. And no, talking about it doesn't make me feel any better!!!